TV Material

So I've decided that our office should be the subject of a new TV show, it will be called "As the Ship Turns." If "Airline" is a relatively successful TV show, then why not have a show about the cruise ship industry? Who wouldn't find things like guests yelling and screaming about having to wait 30 minutes for a $74 bus ride to Seward which is three hours away (a taxi costs upwards of $300)? What about sending a one-armed man from Tennessee, who has only been west of the Mississippi once in his life (and he was pushing 70), on a charter flight to Seward, only to have the plane turn around due to bad weather and a mechanical failure. Or how about when you go to talk to your boss at the end of the day and his office phone rings, he answers, then his cell phone rings and he tosses it to you to answer, he gets off the phone, your cell phone rings, you toss it to him to answer, you get off the phone, his office line rings again, you answer it, and so on. Really, it would be funny in a tv show...I promise.